Come thursday and the guyz at the office will be going round smirking and making a general nuisance of themselves. i honestly dunno what the fuss is all about 'cept for the fact its 'malam jumaat' and sunnat to be doing certain acts.
Ibadah malam jumaat... berbagai penyeri malam yg ada like yassin recitation, solat jemaah and the myriad of solat2 sunnat which is usually given the backseat. most just focus on the sexual act which is an ibadah of sorts, thus the knowing looks & innuendos. muak dengan pe'el bebudak tu, i've done my share of 'menyimbah minyak ke api yg marak'.
Me: "Eh, keciannye korang, nak kena tunggu jumaat..... akak biasa laa every nite is friday nite" (thursday to be exact but then i'll be out of context, sorta lol) .
Neeways, guyz in general (note the emphasis ya) memang minat dgn anything to do with sex. introduce an x rated topic and see the enthusiasm & excitement on their faces lol. i guess its back to their God given 'default' of having to make sure manusia tak pupus kot. but then the ladies pun sama gak and have their own on-going 'hot' forums and where yours truly, ever the mischief maker suka throw in 'absurd' ideas.
Midway through a discussion on poligamy (topik amat popular para isteri2),
Me: "Kekadang rasanye kita kena act like whores la in bed".
But before i continue..... KIDDOS: if you're reading this, we may need to talk, k.
OoOOoo... semua suddenly diam je and you could almost hear a pin drop. bear in mind my officemates are nowhere near as outspoken or echi hentai as me lol.
Ok ok ok. maybe not just any old run of the mill whore but high class ones, like geishas ;)
Why? because then we'll have to make sure we're giving our best coz 'customer' satisfaction comes first....... and the hubby will certainly be getting himself a nite he's not likely to forget in a while lol. but on the other hand tak boleh selalu sangat coz then we'll be setting a certain standard here and with kids and a household to run, we might not be able to live up to expectations. but once in a blue moon is good :) the element of surprise, unpredictability... all necessary ingredients in keeping the excitement alive. specially when you've been stuck with each other for god knows how long lol
Heh... mengarut2 lak makcik ni ya. anyway, have a good nite of beribadah people *smirking osso*
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** Treadmill Log **
Time: 40 mins
Speed: avg. 8 - 8.5
Incline: 1
Distance: 5.2 km
Calories burned: 360 kj
Thursday, September 22, 2005
TGIF or TGIT
Posted by Justiffa at 5:08 PM
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Ahahaha...echi hentai indeed, Madam. You make a kid blush, sometimes. O__o
And yes, you have to talk to your kids if they read this. :p
SL - lol did i shock u? ;) life could do with a spicing up at whatever age you know. oh n the kids are used to their outspoken mom, its just that sometimes they need help to see the connection to the bigger picture is all.
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